Also titled: "Social Animal Goddess: My Immediate Boss Is a KPI Anxiety Sufferer"
996 worked overtime until three in the morning. I knelt down in the temple and complained:
"The goddess has mercy on all living beings, why can't she have mercy on me?"
The white jade statue rolled its eyes on the spot:
"I also want KPIs, okay?!"
I'm stupid.
It turns out that gods also need performance appraisals and rankings, and their wages will be deducted because of the weird wishes made by believers.
I made a wish: "Pray for marriage."
She complained: "I think this one is stupid and that one is stupid. I can even forget the appointments I made. How can Yue Lao help you with this attitude?"
I made a wish: "Let the boss go bankrupt."
She collapsed: "Last time I made a wish that the entire company would be disconnected from the Internet. After investigation, it was found that your company's circuits were aging! Can you blame me? Complain! Points will be deducted!"
I saw the goddess almost crying because of her performance, and an idea came to me:
"Boss, how about... I help you brush up on your KPIs? I'll cover the year-end work report PPT."
Since then, I have become the first "will power optimization consultant" of the Goddess Temple.
Position: Temporary worker.
Benefits: The love and hatred of gods.
Risk: It may be regarded as an illegal plug-in by Tianting and removed at any time.
But it doesn't matter.
After all - what job in this world is more interesting than working for a god?
Wow, when you find that even gods are driven crazy by KPIs, 996 doesn't seem so difficult anymore (is it true!!!).
