My name is Su E. I traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. I was born with blocked meridians and lost spiritual roots. I am a complete waste. But God seems to have played a big joke on me. My mouth has been banned from "Speech and Disaster Version"!
Praising people is useless. Swearing will definitely hit you!
The genius of the sect steals my elixir? I wished him to "cultivate Cha Qi and become obsessed with evil". He foamed at the mouth on the spot and his cultivation regressed.
A holy lady from the Holy Land comes to break off the engagement? I scolded her for "not knowing people well and having eyes as high as the sky." Her sect's mountain monument exploded on the spot, and her luck declined.
The Immortal Dynasty bullies me and humiliates me? I stood under the imperial city and cursed for three days and three nights. The dragon veins dried up and the dynasty collapsed!
The Immortal Emperor is so superior that he regards me as an ant?
I pointed at his nose: "Your wife will cheat on you, your son is not your biological son, your family's martial arts are full of loopholes, and your ancestral grave will be struck by lightning today!"
That day, the immortal world was shaken, and the Immortal Emperor's heart was broken. He held the urns of his wife and children, knelt in front of me, and begged me to shut up!
Sorry, I'm naturally a bitch. Do you want me to shut up? Trade your life!