Wang Jingcheng awakened the "Thousand Realm Traversing System" and rehearsed ten thousand passionate scenarios in his mind that would defy the heavens and change his fate, and step on the heavens. However, when the system elf "Snapdragon" actually appeared, his illusions were shattered.
There is no peerless beauty, only a wretched creature that is only as big as a palm and looks like a green-skinned cauliflower snake. It had several short mechanical prosthetic limbs and was lying on the system interface, squinting at Wang Jingcheng with its green bean eyes.
"Hey, new host, your father is here! Don't just stand around!" Xiaolong spit out the letter, his voice was shrill and needed a beating, "Hurry up and get to work! I want to meet Hinata Hinata from Naruto today, and I want to go on a date with Orihime Inoue from Bleach tomorrow!"
Wang Jingcheng collapsed: "Where's the agreement with the Supreme Being of All Realms? You, a pervert who is afraid of death, asked me to pick up the Crown Princess?"
"Afraid of death? That's a tactical retreat!" Xiaolong waved his short mechanical claw and shouted confidently, "I am responsible for using my brain and appreciating beauties, and you are responsible for getting beaten and running errands. We have a clear division of labor, do you understand?"
Thus, the most bizarre combination in the world was born.
Wang Jingcheng wanted to resist, but whenever he saw Xiaolong's rogue face of "If you don't do it, I'll die for you" and the occasional eyes that seemed to hide shocking secrets, he had to grit his teeth and embark on the shameful road of "helping snakes to seduce girls" for the sake of a (forced) passionate life.