I, Lin Shu, the king of scrolls in the world of cultivation, am at the end of the inner scroll, only one step away from ascending to immortality. The ladder to heaven was set up for me, the fairy music began to play, and all the immortal sect bosses waved handkerchiefs with tears in their eyes to send me, "someone else's child" away. Then, under the spotlight of everyone, I kicked the ladder down with my backhand. "Thank you for the invitation. The human world is pretty good. I won't fly anymore." Just kidding, what's so good about the fairy world? It has clear rules and precepts, no sorrow or joy, and is not as fun as the little cubs I brought up in this world. I am contented to return to my mortal family, which I have been away from for a hundred years, and am ready to start my old age life of raising flowers and grass, and entertaining my grandchildren. However... The ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. A hundred years have passed, and my family seems to have... A small problem? My eldest nephew, who is determined to take the public examination and prepare for the glorious ancestors, has been defeated repeatedly, and his mentality is about to collapse; my second niece, who is still loved by the scumbag PUA, will soon be deceived into working as a house filler; and my little grandson, who is dedicated to Taoism, but was deceived into working as a "mobile blood bank" in an evil sect... Me:... I have a hard fist. Okay, it seems that this salted fish can't lie down for the time being. Go back to the old business, torture the scum, slap the face, teach the bastard. It's just that I used to use swords, but now I use my brain. Eldest nephew, stop reading, my aunt will teach you what it means to be an official; Second niece, wake up, my aunt will let you see what the encyclopedia of identifying scum is; Little grandson, come back, my ancestor will give you some light on the right path! Just by teaching, I seem to have accidentally built my mortal family into the best family in the world?
