After Sleeping for a Billion Years, I’m Forced Into a Job by a Useless System

Quick-transmigration wish-fulfillment + hilarious contrast + aloof powerhouse × crybaby System

After sleeping in the void for millions of years, he is mistakenly bound by a buggy System.

Missions? Not doing them. Saving people? Depends on my mood.

System: Host, you’re my dad!

Weixi: Stop bothering me. I’m just here to pick things up.