Zhang Chulan, 23 years old, is an assistant to the cremator in a funeral home with a monthly salary of 3,800. He works part-time as a Taoist priest on Douyin (1,347 followers, half of whom he posts himself).
In order to save rent, he moved into a haunted house with a monthly rent of 500 yuan. That night, there was an extra person in the mirror. In his dream, someone told him, "You will die here." The live broadcast room received a gift worth 2,000 yuan - the gift-giver's profile picture was an old photo from the Qing Dynasty.
An old man who raised a weasel told him: Your destiny is called "a combination of circumstances", which happens once in a hundred years. Zhao Tieshan, the corpse exorcist who massacred the entire Miao village thirty years ago, only needs your soul to refine the Ten Thousand Soul Banner and evolve from Corpse King to Corpse King PLUS.
Good news: There is a Maoshan descendant willing to help.
Bad news: He is an Internet celebrity with 4 million fans, a salesman, and he uses a frying pan to fight zombies, a marker to draw talismans, and a rap to chant spells.
Even worse news: He decided to live stream the whole thing.
So, a Pinduoduo Taoist priest, an AJ Taoist priest, a peanut connoisseur, Li Jiaqi from the Gu world, and a bad-faced intangible cultural heritage inheritor drove a rented Coaster to the hinterland of the Miao border in western Hunan.
Ahead are an army of sixty-three resentful spirits, a Ming Dynasty talkative demon who has been trapped in a well for four hundred years, a bureaucracy in the underworld that is more difficult to deal with than zombies, and the corpse emperor who has been waiting for thirty years.
The whole process will be broadcast live, and refunds will be issued if it doesn't work.
Of course, there is nothing we can do if we don't retreat, because——
You may not come back.
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