I picked up a wife on Jianshe Road in Chengdu.
She looks hotter than a Sichuan girl, and has a hotter personality than a Sichuan hot pot girl.
Spend money like water, fight without blinking an eye, she will mess with whoever messes with me.
Later I learned that she was no ordinary person.
She is the powerful empress of the three realms,
Sichuan dialect is the highest divine language in the three realms.
One day, the villain came to the door and said cruel words:
"Empress! I will kill you today!"
Jiang La kicked him out of the three realms and turned back calmly:
"In Chengdu, if you dare to tease me, you will get tired of living."
Me: "…Honey, let's go home and have hot pot."
Jiang La instantly behaved: "Here we come!"
