Tangtang, Your Breasts Are P, Right?

Su Nian has a troubled sister, Su Tang. This girl has recently become obsessed with her brother's roommate Gu Yanzhi - the famous abstinent male god in law school. He has a good family background and good looks, but he always looks like he should avoid strangers. Su Nian felt sorry for her sister, so she patted her chest and accepted the job: "Brother, I will test him for you." So Su Nian opened a female account, named "Tangtang", and took the initiative to add Gu Yanzhi on WeChat. He considers himself to be a top-notch actor: he speaks with a tilde, has cute emoticons, occasionally posts an online picture pretending to take a selfie, and masters the "green tea fishing style" to death. Gu Yanzhi was aloof at first, but after a few days, he actually started chatting with "Tangtang", saying good morning and good night, and even ordered takeout and delivered medicine when she "accidentally" said she had a cold. Su Nian was extremely proud - that's it? The flower of the high mountains is nothing more than that. The only trouble was that every time his roommate Gu Yanzhi returned to the dormitory, he would stare at Su Nian for a while, his eyes meaningful. Su Nian felt guilty, but she didn't know that she was full of flaws: the "newly bought coat" was exactly the same as the one in Tangtang's selfie, and the smell of the hand cream on the table was exactly the same as the fragrance "accidentally mentioned" in the chat. The turning point happened on my sister's birthday. Su Nian was dragged to her party by Su Tang, and Gu Yanzhi happened to be there too. Su Nian was holding the wine glass and pretending not to recognize him, but Gu Yanzhi walked up to him and looked down at his phone case - there was a small strawberry stuck to it, exactly the same as the one in the background of the photo that "Tangtang" had sent. Gu Yanzhi smiled, leaned close to his ear, and said in a low voice: "Sister Tangtang, the selfie you posted is P-shaped breasts, right?"