Lin Yifei was laid off.
With 30,000 yuan in compensation, he lay down on a park bench and prepared to sleep for eternity.
Then, he was chosen.
224 Countries, 224 representatives, global live broadcast, 2.3 Billion people watching. China's national destiny depends on him.
Others buy weapons, he buys sleeping bags.
While others practiced tactics, he practiced sleeping postures.
Zombies are sieging the city, and he is snoring in the hotel.
Audiences around the world called him a waste, and Chinese netizens cried out for the end.
Until that day, a zombie knelt in front of his door.
——His grunting is 99.9% Synchronized with the brain wave frequency of the zombie hive.
Can sleeping trigger hidden plots?
Is it possible to pass the SSS level by fishing?
The kendo master of Sakura Kingdom was so angry that he suffered a heart attack and was hospitalized.
The special forces of Yingjiang Country doubt their life.
Kimchi Nation held a press conference overnight: Sleeping was invented by Kimchi Nation, and we want to apply for World Heritage status!
But Lin Yifei just turned over and continued sleeping.
The second copy of the National Games game is about to open.
This time, he's going to play dead.
——When the zombie wave attacks, he falls straight to the ground, like a real corpse.
The global audience fell silent again.
This man really became a savior by sleeping.
This world is crazy.