More Children, More Blessings: I Play the Fool in the Siheyuan

When modern man Wang Jianguo wakes up, he has become the village idiot in Love in the Courtyard. The original owner had two spacious tiled houses left by his father, but Jia Dongxu had forcibly taken them over one after another. He was left living in a woodshed and drinking gruel, while everyone in the courtyard took turns pushing him around. Just as Jia Zhangshi was chasing him down to beat him and Bang Geng was riding him like a horse Ding! The More Children, More Blessings System has bound itself to you! Help people solve fertility problems and you can earn all kinds of rewards: a spiritual spring space, an immortal’s villa, all-purpose farm tools... Ding! The Hardworking Tough Guy System has bound itself to you! Carry a sack of goods to earn one point. The points shop lets you trade for an M24 sniper rifle, cultivation techniques, and more! Ding! The Punching Bag System has bound itself to you! Get scolded and beaten to collect “goofy bubbles,” then draw cards: a bad-luck card to use on Jia Zhangshi, a romance card to boost someone’s affection, and more... From then on, the courtyard takes a completely different turn Qin Huairu is no longer mean and starts sincerely mending his clothes; Yu Li can’t stand Yan Jiecheng’s cowardice, but takes the initiative to ask Wang Jianguo for help with her chores; Lou Xiao'e worries at night that Xu Damao is useless, and finds the village idiot reassuring and dependable; Jia Dongxu keeps cursing even with a broken leg, unaware that the goofy bubbles have helped Wang Jianguo draw a cultivation treasure... On the surface, he’s an idiot everyone can bully. Behind the scenes, he’s the king of cheats, with ten thousand mu of farmland in his spiritual spring space, a comfortable villa to live in, and three Systems taking turns showering him with rewards. When the whole courtyard gathers to demand that he give up his house, Wang Jianguo grins foolishly and says: “My dad said the house belongs to whoever truly treats me well and is willing to build a steady life with me.” “I’m the idiot? Your whole family is.”