American Horror Story Exorcist: This Priest Is Too Brutal

Li Chad transmigrated to America and became a priest after waking up from a nap. Once his memories had merged, he was horrified to realize that the world was crawling with terrifying urban legends. The believer who came to confession was the mother of Carrie the Witch; the store stocked Chucky dolls; and a notice seeking a caretaker for a creepy old man was posted on a wall. Every sight made his scalp tingle.

“Holy crap, will believing in God keep me alive?”

He asked devoutly, but was met with nothing but silence.

Just then, the Holy Exorcism System bound itself to him right on schedule, and Li Chad’s hopes were instantly rekindled. But when he arrived in Devil’s Kettle and received the DNF Avenger class as a System reward, he was completely dumbfounded.

“System! You promised me holy exorcism, so why are you turning me into a demon to exorcise demons?!”

From then on, the world had a priest with a bizarre black-glow aesthetic.

Blade asked in confusion, “How come you’re glowing black all over when you exorcise demons?”

The Netherworld detective Roy wondered, “He’s fiercer than a demon. Is he really a priest?”

Constantine exclaimed, “This is ridiculous. Were you sent by Satan or something?”

The Soul-Tearing Clown bolted at top speed the moment he saw him, yelling, “We can’t beat him! Run!”

Wielding demonic power to perform holy deeds, Li Chad made the name “Black-Glow Priest” ring throughout the world of urban legends, forging an absurd yet formidable alternative path to godhood.