[Multiple heroines] + [Lakers from the start of the 2010–11 season] + [Feel-good power fantasy]
LeBron asks the God of Basketball how he can earn everyone's respect.
The God of Basketball says nothing.
Just then, Durant rushes out.
Why is it that Scarlett won't let him drink her bathwater, but she'll happily drink Li Ang's? He just doesn't get it.
That's when the God of Basketball speaks: “Li Ang? It's been a long time since anyone called me by that name!”
From a towel boy to the key man who saved the Lakers dynasty, and then the God of Basketball who ruled the NBA, only Li Ang knows how hard the road has been.
“Hard?”
Li Ang lounges on the sofa with a group of celebrity women in his arms.
“Yes, incredibly hard!”
“You know, I have to practice my ball handling every day. This secret skill is how I break through double-teams time and time again!”
