Master: He is dying, don't touch him.
Me: He is good-looking and I want to be his father.
Master: It looks good but is useless.
Me: Oh.
I stuffed poison into his mouth.
The master knelt down: Ancestor! That's poison!
Me: Fight fire with fire.
Master: What he received was an aphrodisiac!
Me: Aphrodisiacs are also poisonous. I wrote the instructions myself.
The master took out the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill.
The man woke up three days later.
Him: Who are you?
Me: Your daughter.
Him: I don't have a daughter.
Me: I have it now.
Master: Don't look at me, she insists. She gave you poison to save you, go to her to settle the score.
Him: What kind of poison?
Me: "Send you back to the West", doesn't it sound good?
Him: I returned to the West?
Me: No, I'm back in the East. The East represents new life, am I educated?
He smiled: OK, I will be your father.
Later I found out that the father I picked up was the regent of the Liang Dynasty. He had overwhelming power and was decisive in killing. No one in the court dared to say no to him.
On the first day he returned to Beijing, all civil and military officials knelt on the ground.
He took me off the carriage and placed me next to the dragon chair.
Baiguan:? ? ?
Me: Dad, are these people kneeling to you?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Then will they kneel to me in the future?
Him: No need.
Me: That's so shameless.
Baiguan:......
The regent Fu Changzhao bent down and said to me seriously:
"They don't have to kneel to you. But if you ask them to kneel, they have to kneel."
I turned to look at the stunned ministers and waved my hand:
"Everyone, get up. Just call me little ancestor from now on."
Master silently replaced Suxiao Jiuxin Pills with full boxes in his hometown.
