You Told Me to Go Knife-Running, So Why Did I Wipe Out the Pros with a Stock Gun?

Jiang Che was once a world-class esports demon king. After he died, his soul was accidentally trapped in the test server for the cheat program “Battle of the Gods.”

After enduring three whole months of wallhacks, flying hacks, and aimbots, he didn’t go crazy. Instead, he trained himself to develop “predictive aimbot” and “hearing the cheats through sound,” abilities that surpassed human limits!

Reborn into a new life, Jiang Che looks at the brutally hardcore extraction shooter “Dark Zone: The Last Survivor” and decides to give up trying. He’s been worn down by cheaters.

“Fighting and killing is too exhausting. This time, I just want to be a happy little loot rat, picking up junk and looking for valuable loot.”

But his absurdly lucky, golden-boy constitution keeps dropping top-tier gear!

Then one day, a streamer with tens of millions of followers and three top professional players corner Jiang Che in a dead-end alley.

“A loot rat who doesn’t even wear armor thinks he deserves top-tier loot? Kill him and make him drop it!”

Several million viewers in the livestream are waiting to see this lucky noob get slaughtered.

Facing four fully kitted players closing in on him, Jiang Che sighs helplessly and pulls a rusty, beat-up AK with no scope out of his pocket.

Prediction, snap aim, ghost-step movement, quick-scoping!

“Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!”

Three seconds. One magazine. All four top players are lying neatly on the ground, turned into four smoking loot crates.

The whole internet erupts in an instant!!

“No way! A naked gun wipe in three seconds? And you call yourself a loot rat?!”

“Confirmed! He’s definitely cheating! Wallhacks and aimbot! The officials should ban him immediately!”

Facing the internet-wide uproar and accusations of cheating, as well as challenges from pro players everywhere, Jiang Che spreads his hands helplessly:

“I’m really not cheating. I just fought cheaters for so long that I got used to it!”