He went on 47 blind dates, and all 47 of his ex-girlfriends turned out to be lesbians.
Lu Chen, nicknamed the "Yuri Catalyst."
Then he opened that red envelope: [Thank you for your sacrifice]
When he woke up, he had become a woman.
Bust: 86 cm. Waist: 58 cm. A cool, stunning older woman, and an S-rank female officer in the Forbidden Love Enforcement Bureau.
And in this world, heterosexual love is a capital crime.
[Ding! Heavenly Trending Topics System activated!]
[Mission: Create a viral topic with over 100 million clicks within 72 hours!]
[Reward: +2,000 years of life, and unlock the superpower Emotional Insight!]
[Failure: Lose 365 days of life. Produce nothing for 30 consecutive days and your time runs out: permanent death.]
He glanced at the time mark on his wrist, trembling: 2,847 years of life remaining.
Sounds like a lot? A cup of coffee costs 15 minutes, a house costs 50 years, and one report against him costs 300 years.
Even worse...
His ice-cold female deputy's fingers trembled as she helped him put on an earring.
A top-tier star idol confessed her love to him in public at a concert.
A genius female hacker took over every screen in the city just to say something on his behalf.
And his first mission was to arrest a heterosexual couple with his own hands.
A straight man's soul in the body of the most badass woman in the city.
His job is to catch people just like himself, while all the women around him want to date him.
The System coldly reminded him: [Host, you're still nowhere near meeting your trending-topic KPI.]
Lu Chen: "...Can I quit?"
[No. But you can die.]
