The Fake Death Goes Horribly Wrong: The Mind-Reading Yandere Insists on Forced Love

Ji Xuerou transmigrates into a book as the fake heiress and cannon-fodder “sword scabbard” for the cultivation world's most ferocious divine weapon. To complete her System tasks, she gets up at dawn and works late into the night, playing the scheming green tea girl and the innocent white lotus. She even coughs up blood to take blades for others, serving as a human fire extinguisher. At long last, the true heiress, the heroine, returns. Ji Xuerou is overjoyed: “I can finally eat the contract-breaking fruit, fake my death, and take my tens of billions in retirement money to the Maldives to ogle handsome guys with eight-pack abs!” On the outside, she weeps like a rain-soaked flower. “I'm not worthy. I'll break the contract right now and let you two be together.” But who could have guessed the heroine had been reborn? The moment they meet, she drops to her knees and begs me not to die! She even swears an oath and frantically refuses to accept me: “I will never make a contract with this lunatic! I already have a Dao companion!” The real problem is that the sword spirit, who should have been aloof and heartless, drops all pretense and pins her against the wall with red-rimmed eyes. “Where is the Maldives? Are eight-pack abs more fun to touch than mine?” Ji Xuerou: Oh no, the male lead can read her mind! Ye Xiuchen is an ancient God-Slaying Sword, born with a thirst for blood, yet he has been bound to a little girl at the third Qi Refining level. Even more absurdly, he can hear her talking to that gigolo she calls the “System”! What does she mean by “rusty iron rod” and “clocking out and retiring”? She even wants to abandon him for another man just for money! Trying to run? Not a chance! But far too many people want to steal her away! The arrogant Demon Emperor Li Xingwei drops to one knee and proposes in front of everyone: “Be my one and only Demon Queen!” The gentle Star Lord Siming crosses ten thousand years to find her. “A Rou, this time, I won't let you go again.” Faced with this ultimate battlefield of romantic rivals, Ye Xiuchen goes completely mad. He pulls Ji Xuerou tight against him and whispers, “If the mortal world can't keep you...” “Then I'll slaughter this bloodstained world clean to entertain you.”