I, Honghuang's Investor, Smashed the Investiture of the Gods with One Punch

Also known as: “As the Richest Man in the Primordial World, Isn’t It Only Reasonable to Crush the Heavenly Dao on a Whim?”

“Hongjun, why has this epoch’s GDP fallen? Has merging with the Dao made you an idiot?”

In Zixiao Palace, Gu Dao points at the Dao Ancestor and lets loose, holding a copy of the Primordial World Founding Equity Agreement.

Hongjun trembles. “Boss, the Dragon and Phoenix Clans were fighting and damaged the earth veins...”

“Outrageous! The entire Primordial World is my private property, even the parts they smashed!”

Gu Dao flies into a rage, tears off his mild-mannered disguise, reveals a true form more terrifying than Pangu’s, and smashes the Thirty-Third Heaven with one punch!

Gu Dao transmigrates into Chaos, becomes the One Who Escaped, and awakens the [Myriad Realms Outsourcing and Rent Collection System]. Whenever someone else does the work, he receives a hundredfold return.

So he tricks Pangu into signing a Labor Contract and becomes the Primordial World’s only legitimate majority shareholder!

The Heavenly Dao becomes an accounting AI, Hongjun becomes a regional manager, the Three Pure Ones are sent to work as security guards, and the Twelve Ancestral Shamans all go into real estate development...

Anyone who dares to unleash a calamity and damage the Primordial World is threatening Boss Gu’s wallet, and will face an uncompromising lesson in physical law!

Watching Gu Dao tear open the void with his bare hands, all the living beings of the Primordial World kneel and cry out, “Ancestor! Stop hitting us! We’ll go work the assembly line and pay your rent!”