Transmigrating to 1958, I became Silly Zhu's biological second uncle?
The moment I opened my eyes, I heard the System's heavenly chime:
[Ding! Sign-in System bound. Cash and supplies will be issued daily!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received 5 jin of premium pork belly and 1 stasis storage space!]
While everyone else starves until they're gaunt during the natural disaster, I eat meat every day in the courtyard!
The He family is surrounded by bloodsucking beasts? Don't panic. I'll max out my combat power!
Silly Zhu bullies his little sister while acting like a lovesick puppy? One kick sends him flying, turning a warrior into a wimp in an instant!
[Ding! Host has beaten a heartless ingrate. Emotion points +999!]
Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip me? I'll teach him a lesson with four hard slaps!
[Ding! You exposed First Master Yi for embezzling 840 yuan. Reward: one service pistol for a Level 18 administrator!]
The courtyard's beasts are green with envy, but they can't even pluck a single hair from my leg.
Everyone: “What kind of retired soldier is this? He's a freaking living King of Hell!”
In this life, with the System on my side, anyone who dares mess with me will have their ashes scattered to the wind!
It's written like a classical Chinese essay, with too many adjectives. As a composition, it's too gaudy.
It's a mess.