Fairy, Stop! I'm Really Not a Womanizer

Li Ergou is a notorious rake among the martial world’s top rogues. His lightness skills are peerless, and he has never failed when it comes to seducing women. Tonight, he sets his sights on the icy Saintess of the Hehuan Sect, hoping to steal a kiss. But the moment he reaches her bedside, he is caught red-handed, a sword point at his throat.

At death’s door, he thinks fast and claims he came to deliver a love letter, pulling a crumpled scrap of paper from his robes at random. To his surprise, the Saintess doesn’t kill him after reading it. Instead, she smiles sweetly and says, “Well written. I’ll marry you.”

Li Ergou is dumbfounded. He came to steal a woman, so how did he end up being “married” instead? Worse, the Saintess seems to genuinely believe he is her fiancé. She starts openly calling him “dear husband” and takes him everywhere she goes.

The whole Hehuan Sect is in an uproar. The young talents who have long coveted the Saintess are furious, and one after another they challenge this “son-in-law” who appeared out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Li Ergou’s biggest daily worry has shifted from “whose wall should I climb tonight?” to this:

How can he explain to his breathtakingly beautiful yet unfathomable fiancée that the “love letter” that changed his fate was actually a cheesy doggerel he copied while drunk, written by Zhang the Butcher in town for a girl named Cuihua?

A hilariously chaotic immortal-cultivation romance that begins with a misunderstanding is now underway.