[Broken engagement]+ [female CEO]+ [living together]+ [invincible, playing the pig to eat the tiger]+ [security guard emperor]
“Master, I’m not going through with this marriage! The woman in this photo weighs a full two hundred pounds. Whoever wants to marry her can have her. I’m heading down the mountain to break off the engagement!”
Lin Tian, master of the global dark web and the peerless Asura Celestial Venerable, stormed down the mountain in a pair of nine-yuan flip-flops with free shipping, a snakeskin bag slung over his shoulder.
He had two ultimate goals: First, get out of that bizarre arranged marriage from childhood. Second, find a security guard job that came with food and lodging, and spend his days as a peacefully idle couch potato.
When he first arrived in Jiangcheng, he accidentally saved a stunning, icy female CEO who had been drugged.
When she threw herself at him, Lin Tian slapped her awake and said, “You knocked over my fried pancake. Pay me a hundred yuan for my meal or I’ll call the police!”
By a twist of fate, he became a security guard at the female CEO’s company and was forced to sign a cohabitation agreement. Every day, he cried, “I’m only here to perform, not to sell my body!”
Then one day, Lin Tian took out that ugly photo of the two-hundred-pound woman and desperately tried to break off the engagement.
The icy female CEO gritted her teeth. “Lin Tian! I’m that chubby girl from back then. I’ve lost the weight! You want to break off our engagement? Not a chance!”
The content is confusing, and the end of each chapter cannot be connected to the beginning of the next chapter.
A work with a strong AI flavor. The first two chapters are incoherent. A classic within a classic. Templated work.