[Simulator + Inherit Everything + Cultivation + Absurd]
Lin Fan hits the jackpot while delivering food, only to transmigrate and become a convict laborer building the Great Wall in a cultivation world.
Just as he's about to work himself to death, he unexpectedly digs up a bottle of Samsara Brew. One sip lets him start simulating a life, and he can also draw a prize once every two years.
Thanks to the three free draws he receives, Lin Fan escapes the Great Wall construction site and begins his simulations.
In his first simulation, he gets unbearably hungry on the road, eats random things, suffers explosive diarrhea, and eventually dies after accidentally eating a poisonous herb.
In his second simulation, he learns from his mistake and eats nothing along the way. He faints from hunger at the entrance to a town, where he is fortunately rescued by Liu Sanniang.
To repay her, Lin Fan has no choice but to work day and night.
He bears the humiliation and struggles on, finally making it to the once-every-two-years prize draw: a Five-Colored Worthless Spiritual Root!
His aptitude is poor, but at least now he can cultivate.
As long as he stays alive, he can grow stronger through prize draws.
But why are these rewards so... questionable?
This Is a Good Thing (Talent), Ten Years of Solitary Bamboo (Treasure), I Love Telling the Truth (Talent)
“Holy crap, can you give me some decent options in these damn draws?!” (Gazi's voice)
True Demon Sacred Body (Talent), Blood-Devouring Spirit-Slaying Art (Cultivation Technique), Heart of the Earth (Treasure)
Years later, when powerful foes from another world invade, they call out the names of the cultivation world's strongest experts, demanding to challenge them.
“Dao Lord Tianshu,” “One-Sword Fei,” “Flame-Prison War God,” “Bloodfiend Demon Lord”...
“Stop reading them out. They're all me.” A figure riding an electric scooter races through the air.
Lin Fan has arrived, and peace has come to the cultivation world. Lin Fan has arrived, and now there is justice!
