My name is Abraham and I am a priest. After being selected by the "Seal of Sloth", my life goal changed from saving all sentient beings to being able to lie down and never sit down. But the church wouldn't let me lie down. They arrested me and sent me to the Heretic Tribunal for meritorious service. They gave me a female cardinal who was even more arrogant than me as my boss, and a female abbot who was always jealous as my partner. There is also a group of lunatics called the "Ring of Truth" who insist on evolving into Cthulhu. They say I am their natural nemesis. I said: You evolve yours while I lie down. They said: No. I said: ... It's so troublesome.
