My name is Ye Wujiu. On the day of my birth, purple air came thirty thousand miles from the east, cranes circled, and golden lotuses surged from the ground. I was hailed as the supreme holy son who would never come out, the only hope for the family's revival.
But they don't know that I am bound to a [Godly Punishment Merit System].
Any auspiciousness, praise, or luck blessing aimed at me will cause me to be plagued with bad luck and my cultivation will regress.
On the contrary, as long as I am struck by lightning, cursed, hunted by enemies, and reviled by the world, I can gain massive amounts of heavenly merit!
Merits are added to the body, one step at a time, and everything is possible!
So, in order to become stronger, I embarked on a completely different path of cultivating immortality.
"That devil, don't you want to kill me? Come on, chop here! Haven't you eaten?"
"Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder? That's great, I just lack the merit to take a bath!"
"What? You say I am the savior and the hope of all races? You are farting! I am obviously the greatest devil in all eternity!"
When all the gods and Buddhas in the sky wanted to bless me, I held a magic knife and roared at the whole world:
"Listen to me. I just want to be beaten and struck by lightning in peace. I will be angry with anyone who dares to praise me!"
