"Sir, five thousand Huns' cavalry are coming to kill you!"
"Why are you panicking? Dig a hole and set the cow on fire."
"Sir, 400,000 coalition troops from the nine countries are approaching Hangu Pass!"
"Simple, bribe them all first, then join forces with Yan, and take care of the rest one by one."
"Your Majesty, the Emperor of Zhou has presented the Nine Cauldrons and asked you to ascend the throne!"
"No hurry, let me give in three more times."
My name is Lu Chen, a defeated soldier who crawled out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.
Now, they call me Emperor Kaihuang.
