My Family Offered Me as a Sacrifice, but I Talked My Way to Victory!

[A heroine who talks absolute nonsense but is actually clear-eyed x a hero who seems restrained and celibate but is secretly an obsessive, fiercely protective man]

Wen Zhaozhao is brought back to the top-tier Wen family, where her powerful biological father uses her as a “house-protecting sacrifice” to ward off disaster. In this family, where every corner is governed by bizarre rules, she is nothing more than expendable. From the start, she is destined to die at the eerie “Banquet of Inquiries.”

According to fate, she will break down under relentless fear and pressure, be drained of every last bit of value by her family, watch the perfect “fake heiress” bask in everyone’s love while trampling on her bones and blood, and finally be devoured by a monster until nothing remains.

Wen Zhaozhao takes one look: Sacrifice me to save the whole family? Keep your cursed blessing to yourself! If the adults love playing at spirits and ghosts, then let’s all go crazy together!

To stay alive, she decisively unlocks the “talking nonsense” skill, wildly derailing the rituals in one terrifying urban legend after another!

In front of the man-eating ancestral mirror, a string of internet-brat catchphrases fries the vengeful ghost’s brain;

At a socialite banquet, she uses the most ridiculous nonsense to rip off the masks worn by all the supposedly respectable people;

Even the male lead, an archivist at the Shouxiang Bureau who was supposed to coldly keep an eye on her, eventually falls completely for her. He expertly covers up the traces of her crimes while shielding her behind him, sneering, “Anyone who dares touch her will have to answer to this entire city.”