[Transmigrate into a book + reborn + no CP + silly fun + cultivation + lighthearted + lucky constitution + everyone's favorite + no System]
After failing the civil service exam for the third time, Xie Miaomiao couldn't catch her breath and literally died of frustration. Then she transmigrated into a book.
She became a three-year-old cannon-fodder passerby who dies as soon as she appears in a melodramatic cultivation novel about a universally adored heroine.
In the original story, to fit the heroine's tragic backstory, all 206 people in her village were wiped out by bandits from the start.
Xie Miaomiao's original self had it even worse. Just because the heroine said, "I want her to live with the hope I've given her!" she was killed, then dug back up so the heroine could extract her spiritual root and use it as the first stepping stone on her path to cultivation!
Having memorized the entire plot, Xie Miaomiao immediately decided to give up and lie down, waiting to die!
But then the devoted villain who would eventually fall to demonic cultivation for the heroine and even overturn the cultivation world, the Supreme Elder of the Ling Tian Sect, suddenly appeared, took her back to the sect, and later announced before everyone that he was making her his personal disciple.
Even more terrifying, the people in the book who had originally clustered around the heroine seemed to have something go wrong in their heads. They no longer cared about her and instead spent every day surrounding Xie Miaomiao, fighting to be her sidekick, her mother hen, or her scapegoat...
As for Xie Miaomiao herself... She did nothing but slack off every day, yet opportunities kept lining up to come her way. Before she knew it, she had become the greatest cultivator of the righteous path...
On the day she advanced to the Tribulation Transcendence realm, the Supreme Elder who never became a villain knelt straight at her feet, tears in his eyes, and called her softly, "Master!"
