[Rules of the Longevity Sect]
Rule One: No unauthorized overtime cultivation. Violators will be expelled from the sect!
Rule Two: For clothes and magical treasures damaged by tribulation lightning, bring your receipts to the finance office for full reimbursement!
Rule Three: Paid annual leave is mandatory. No one is allowed to break through until they've used up all their leave!
At first, cultivators across the internet thought Lu Yuan had gone mad and was courting death.
Then one day, his enemies led an army of a hundred thousand men to attack the sect.
Lu Yuan was sunbathing. He stretched, snapped his fingers, and the System's notifications rang out in a frenzy:
[Ding!
The entire sect is detected to be in an extreme state of lying flat. Rewarding Host with a permanent Great Golden Immortal Realm Trial Card!]
The next moment, the airflow from a single yawn was enough for Lu Yuan to blow the hundred-thousand-strong army and their patriarch into nothingness.
Lu Yuan looked helplessly at his dumbfounded disciples. "See? Cultivation is actually easy. Now go back and get some more sleep!"
The new book is worth reading!