The first thing my cousin did when she woke up was to grab my sleeve: "This marriage is wrong! In my previous life, I was supposed to marry the number one scholar, and you are worthy of the general's palace!"
"Now do it again, you must switch with me!"
I looked at her pale face and took a bite of the apple: "Okay."
Later, I happily married into the general's mansion and became a widow. I then emptied out the private treasury of my evil mother-in-law and stuffed my dandy brother-in-law into the military camp.
My cousin married the number one scholar as she wished, but found out that she was a mama's boy. Her daily life was: "My mother said..."
I was sitting on the wall of the General's Mansion, eating melon seeds and hearing the gossip about the scholar's cousin. I smiled and said to the cold-faced general next to me: "Husband, these melon seeds are spiced. Would you like some?"
He took it silently, the tips of his ears reddening.
