Heaven is in turmoil, and Sun Wukong, who should have been sealed beneath Five-Finger Mountain, has somehow ended up in the chaos of the Three Kingdoms era.
From the start, he runs into a band of robbers attacking villagers.
Sun Wukong: “Where did these little bandits come from? Take a blow from my staff!”
With one swing, mountains crumble and rivers shatter, and the bandits vanish on the spot.
Liu Bei, passing by, stares in disbelief. “I’ve spent half my life on the battlefield and never seen anyone so extraordinary! Brave warrior, will you join me in restoring the Han dynasty?”
Sun Wukong: “Restore the Han? Sounds like fun. I’ll give you a hand and help you take off!”
From then on, the Three Kingdoms takes a completely unexpected turn:
Lu Bu: “We agreed to a one-on-one duel! You conjured up a Diao Chan and left me completely flustered. What kind of hero does that?”
Zhuge Liang: “Great Sage, we haven’t even prepared our fire attack yet. What was that move where you breathed out Samadhi True Fire?”
Cao Cao: “Stop fighting! Tear down my Bronze Sparrow Terrace and build the Great Sage a Flower-Fruit Mountain right away. Move!”
With his Golden-Banded Staff over his shoulder and riding the Somersault Cloud, Sun Wukong looks down at a million trembling soldiers.
“Heh heh, whether this Three Kingdoms is in chaos or not is up to me from now on!”
