Online Dating: My Girlfriend Is Actually the Yandere King in Red

I, Ke Le, am a salty male college student who fell in love with a yandere girlfriend online. In order to coax her, I boasted that I was a heavenly master who had been in seclusion at Longhu Mountain for hundreds of years, was proficient in the Five Thunder Dharma, and could physically transcend everything! As it turns out, on the day he appeared, the location was actually the C-level restricted area of ​​Hyakki Yakou! My online girlfriend is dressed in red and is actually an SSS-level world-destroying king! "You lied to me... Anyone who lied to me will be eaten." (Yandere laugh) Just when my life was hanging by a thread... [Ding! The online dating bragging system is successfully bound! [Bragging content detected: Hundred Years of Celestial Master Cultivation, Five Thunder Dharma, Purple-Robed Celestial Master...] Start now...100%! The next second, purple robes were added to the body, and thousands of thunders fell from the sky! I stomped on the E-level hanging trick, and smashed the B-level butcher trick with one punch! The yandere and treacherous king who was originally going to eat me immediately rushed into my arms with a red face: "Husband is so fierce... ..." From then on, in order to buy milk tea for my wife, I embarked on the path of bragging and doing weird things to earn merit! "Honey, you don't like that A-level general? Don't worry, wait until I boast about 'sowing beans to make soldiers', and I will give you a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in minutes!"