The Ultimate Prankster System

"Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the 'Strongest Cultivation System'!"

Lin Xiaofan stared at the words floating before him, so excited he nearly fell off his flying sword. Then he read the first mission:

[Timed Mission: Fart while the sect leader is giving a sermon, and successfully frame the person beside you. Reward: Hold your breath for 10 seconds longer.]

What the hell kind of System is this?!

After transmigrating to a world of cultivation, Lin Xiaofan thought he would get to cheat his way to immortality like the protagonist of a novel. Instead, he got stuck with a useless System that only issued bizarre missions.

"Go three days without washing your feet to unlock a foot-fungus attack." "Get struck by lightning ten times to unlock a lightning-rod constitution."... These seemingly useless abilities made him, through one absurd coincidence after another, the most exasperating "odd genius" in the cultivation world.

While other cultivators secluded themselves to train, he was figuring out how to cook hot pot in an alchemy furnace. At the immortal sect tournament, he defeated a sword prodigy with square dancing. When the demonic cult invaded, he somehow became the world's savior with a whole host of "useless" abilities...

But as his strength grew, Lin Xiaofan gradually realized that behind the seemingly comical System lay a shocking secret about the very origin of this cultivation world. And those seemingly nonsensical missions might just be the ultimate trial left behind by some ancient supreme expert.