I Bring a Villa to the Three Kingdoms and Steal the Beauties of the Ages

Chu Xuan transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era at Wolong Ridge, bringing along a modern villa and awakening the Heavenly Book of Creation, which grants him the path of immortal cultivation.

The warlords are fighting each other bloody?

All he wants is to lounge in his villa, enjoy the air conditioning and cold drinks, quietly cultivate, poach a few beauties, and lie flat in peace.

Who would have thought Liu Bei, on the run after Cao Cao hunted him down, would stumble into the immortal mountain?

Chu Xuan casually shows off a little magic, and the big-eared bandit is instantly won over, ready to follow him to the ends of the earth.

“Win the realm for me, and I’ll grant you eternal life.”

From the start, Chu Xuan hands over 50,000 elite troops as seed money, then settles into the role of a hands-off boss behind the scenes.

From then on, the Three Kingdoms go completely off the rails!

To earn a bottle of immortal spring soda, Liu Bei works Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun to the bone, day and night, conquering city after city without rest.

Cao Cao cries out in despair, “I have a million troops, and I can’t even break down the door of his villa! He’s even stolen all the beauties!”

Zhuge Liang shakes his head, utterly dejected. “Why was I born, if Chu Xuan was born too!”

Years later, after Liu Bei unifies the Nine Provinces, he respectfully climbs the mountain to beg for an elixir.

Chu Xuan lounges with stunning beauties on either side, his cultivation soaring. He glances at him and says coolly:

“Boss Liu, you’re too slow. I’m almost ready to ascend.”