A Middle Schooler Who Herded Sheep Became a National Treasure Scientist!?

Zhou Muyun is fifteen years old, works as a shepherd, and has one ultimate dream: to lie down while the sheep tend themselves. To make that dream come true, he ordered parts online and built a rocket by hand, planning to launch a satellite into space. The satellite made it up there all right, and accidentally obliterated a fifth-generation military satellite! The authorities were furious and flew in overnight to arrest him. Then they took one look and thought, “Well, would you look at that. A genius!” The National Space Administration sprang into action, and a battle to recruit him was about to erupt. While the whole internet was still trying to process the surreal story of “a shepherd kid building a satellite,” an earthquake struck. Zhou Muyun casually welded together a “Golden Cudgel” and saved countless lives. As a crowd of academicians knelt before him, Zhou Muyun scratched his head, sheep whip over his shoulder. “I'm just a shepherd. Stop kneeling, you'll shorten my life.” Are the standards for becoming a shepherd really this high these days?