Lin Xuan transmigrates into the cultivation world, expecting to be stuck with the miserable script of a good-for-nothing rising to greatness. Instead, he binds himself to the [Strongest Advice-Taking System] on the spot.
As long as he follows the System’s instructions, he’ll receive generous rewards!
System: “Ding! A first-level demonic beast, a slime, has been detected ahead. Host, flee east immediately to save your life! Reward: one Divine Movement Talisman!”
Lin Xuan sneers as the [Born to Rebel] talent awakens with a roar in his mind!
“Run east? No way! Today I’m heading all the way west to the Western Heaven, where I’ll steal the Buddha’s scriptures and use them to fry dumplings!”
With that, Lin Xuan grabs two watermelon knives and charges against the tide of beasts, howling as he launches a counterattack toward the western death zone.
The System crashes: “Warning! Host is heading in the completely opposite direction! Serious violation!”
“Ding! Host has completed the [Ultimate Betrayal of the Ancestors’ Decision]. Critical compensation triggered! Reward: Mighty Heavenly Dragon Physique! Max-level Great Wilderness Heaven-Prisoning Hand! Ultimate Dao Emperor Weapon!”
From then on, the cultivation world gains a lunatic.
The System tells him to keep a low profile, and he goes and digs up the Demon Venerable’s grave. The System tells him to curry favor with the Holy Maiden, and he slaps her so hard she ends up shoveling manure.
Years later, Lin Xuan stands with one foot on the Heavenly Dao, looking down upon the universe. “System, what were you just telling me to do?”
The System trembles in a corner. “Bro, I’m begging you, please don’t go and get yourself killed...”
“Sure thing! I’m off to overturn the Underworld!”
