Cultivating Immortality as a Slacker in Great Qin, Qin Shi Huang Begs Me for Eternal Life

Su Chen transmigrates to the Qin Empire and awakens an invincible cultivation System. As long as he lies flat, he can keep breaking through to new levels.

He thought he could live a long, peaceful life. Little did he know that Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng, could hear his inner thoughts!

Brother Zheng goes undercover on a private inspection tour, assuming the name Old Zhao as he visits Su Chen's courtyard.

Old Zhao: “You are truly a man of great talent. The current emperor has swept across the six kingdoms. Could he be called an emperor for the ages?”

Su Chen bows politely on the outside. “His Majesty is mighty, a ruler for the ages!”

[“Mighty my ass! You eat poisonous pills every day. The Qin Empire will fall in the second generation, and you'll be dropping dead any day now!”]

Ying Zheng flies into a rage and reaches for his sword, only to see Su Chen casually snap off a branch and cleave open Heaven's Gate with a single strike!

Ying Zheng is dumbstruck. “I'll reform every tyrannical policy of Qin you mentioned! Just teach me the way to immortality, Immortal!”

Su Chen: “Come on, Old Zhao, don't mess around. I'm just a farmer. How would I know how to cultivate immortality?”

The next day, Ying Zheng brings his entire court to block the entrance. “If the Immortal won't teach me cultivation, I'll shamelessly show up every day and shovel your manure!”