1. Don't write about crushing people, write about disgusting people, bullying people, and tricking people to death.
2. The more you want to be serious, the stronger you will become; the more you want to fight, the more your hips will stretch.
3. Curry appears throughout the text and becomes the hard currency of the universe.
4. All strong men will eventually be either defeated or collapsed.
5. The ending doesn't rule the universe, it just returns to the slums to be a mess.
