You Smell So Good, an Evil Cultivator Climbed into the CEO's Bed on a Dating Show

Dual male leads + dating show + face-slapping and scum-bashing

A vicious cannon-fodder demonic cultivator uke vs. a reborn cannon-fodder CEO seme with a thing for waists

As Xie Yuan teetered on the brink of death, he awakened memories of his past life as a demonic cultivator. He also discovered that he was the vicious cannon fodder in a novel. His eldest sister was a love-struck villainess, and his second brother was a lovesick villain and major boss.

Most importantly, their whole family was doomed to die horribly.

Vicious? That was right up his alley! He’d use his wicked ways to teach the male and female leads a lesson.

The green-tea original heroine, who’d gotten herself hospitalized after crashing into him: “I’m so glad you’re okay. I wouldn’t have known what to do if anything had happened to you.”

Xie Yuan: “A life for a life. Just come die with me.”

The male lead, whose moral compass was spinning wildly while he selfishly fooled around: “How can you be so vicious!”

Xie Yuan raised his hand and slapped him twice. “You’re the only one running your mouth. If you’re blind, you can donate your eyes.”

Then he slapped the female lead twice as well. “Now you two can be together. No need to thank me!”

On the dating show, the scumbag male lead declared, “The one who isn’t loved is the homewrecker!”

Xie Yuan: “Your mom wasn’t loved either, so she was the homewrecker, and you’re a bastard.”

Xie Yuan charged headlong into his mission to torment the male and female leads. The only problem was…

On the first night of the dating show, he climbed into bed with the cannon-fodder CEO pretending to be an ordinary contestant. “You smell so good. Mind if we sleep together?”

After that one night, Xie Yuan never managed to get out of bed again.