Scientific High Martial: I Smack You in the Face with the Periodic Table

Important warning: Do not attempt to recreate any of the physical phenomena or chemical reactions depicted in this novel. Do so only under a guardian’s supervision. Danger! Danger! Danger! Everything below is fictional. And don’t ask your science teacher about it.

[Urban Superpowers] + [Scientific What-Ifs] + [Comedic Contrast] + [Old Master Mentor] + [Dimensional Overkill]

Guide Alpha-73, from the ultimate knowledge base of silicon-based life in the Starsea Civilization: “I recommend extracting all the hydrogen isotopes within a ten-mile radius and using them for a fusion-based ground sweep!”

Gu Che: “You’ve got to be kidding me! I’m just beating up a street punk. I don’t want to end up in an international military tribunal!”

Gu Yao: “I need to get stronger quickly. I don’t want to hold my brother back.”

Xie Qingcheng: “So this is the right way to use the elements!”

Zhao Yan: “My head itches! I think I’m growing a brain!”

More than a century ago, radiation from outer space gave Earth’s creatures the ability to control chemical elements.

The protagonist, Gu Che, awakens the widely regarded as most useless element, helium. But he accidentally activates a sharp-tongued mentor-like consciousness in his mind, one with knowledge to rival a cosmic library.

From then on, armed with a science student’s way of thinking, he puts chemistry and physics to their fullest use and begins crushing the entire world of superpowers with superior knowledge.

Liquid helium’s “absolute zero” makes even the toughest metal defenses “cold and brittle” in an instant.

The photochemical reaction between chlorine and hydrogen becomes a “poisonous gift basket” that wipes out the opposition.

As he investigates the cause of his parents’ deaths and uncovers the dark secrets hidden by the aristocracy, he leads his companions, whom he has “armed” with scientific knowledge, in unleashing a bloody “science education storm.”

He will prove to the world that those who master the truth are the ones who hold true power.