Refuse to Be Publicly Humiliated? Open a Blind Box, Turn into a Trash Can, and Go Street Racing

Lin Xia’s motto in life is “Never stand out.” Then she accidentally binds herself to the “Social Death Blind Box System.”

“Ding! Release a string of farts louder than 60 decibels on a crowded bus! Fail the mission, and you’ll lose control of your bladder and bowels!”

Lin Xia farts through her tears, and the middle-aged man behind her immediately starts retching. He convulses, dropping a pile of stolen wallets and phones!

By sheer chance, Lin Xia becomes a hero who catches a thief and is rewarded with a [Silver Blind Box].

It contains a Marrow-Cleansing Pill! But... the side effect is turning into a big orange cat for 12 hours?!

From then on, Lin Xia never turns back from her mad dash down the road to social humiliation.

She dances wildly to square-dance music and accidentally stomps out the secret signal of an underground criminal gang. At a fancy banquet, she suddenly does a somersault and just happens to dodge the poisoned needle meant to assassinate the richest man.

As praise rains down on her from all sides, Lin Xia is on the verge of tears. Looking at the “Lie Detector Cucumber” she just opened and the side effect that will soon turn her into a “potted cactus,” she roars, “You lousy System! Even if I die today, even if I jump off this building, I’m never taking another one of your social-death missions!”

System: “Beep! Host appears to be feeling down. Your next blind box is guaranteed to contain a Youth-Restoring Pill~”

Lin Xia: “...Ahem. What’s the next mission? Hurry up.”