Lin Xia's motto in life is "Never attract attention." Until she accidentally bound the "Social Blind Box System".
"Ding! Please release a serial fart with a loudness exceeding 60 decibels on a crowded bus! Mission failed, incontinence!"
Lin Xia farted with tears in her eyes. As a result, she vomited on the middle-aged uncle behind her. The uncle twitched all over and dropped his stolen wallet and mobile phone on the floor!
Lin Xia accidentally became a thief-catching hero and was rewarded with a [Silver Blind Box].
Prescribe the Marrow Cleansing Pill! But... The side effect is to turn into a giant orange for 12 hours? !
From then on, Lin Xia was on the road to social death and never returned.
He performed a yangko dance crazily in the square and accidentally crushed the secret code of an underground criminal gang; he suddenly turned somersaults at a high-end dinner party and just escaped the poisonous needle that assassinated the richest man.
Facing the overwhelming praise, Lin Xia was about to cry without tears. She looked at the "lie detector cucumber" that was prescribed in her hand and the side effects that were about to become a "potted cactus", and shouted angrily: "Broken the system! Even if I die today, if I jump from here, I will never accept your social death mission again!"
System: "Hey! It's detected that the host is depressed, the next blind box is guaranteed to be Zhu Yan Dan~"
Lin Xia: "... Ahem, what's the next mission? Hurry up."
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It's so beautiful. It made me roll with laughter in the middle of the night. Why is it so funny?
It's very abstract and fits my psychological state. It's very social and fun.
The subject matter is novel, fun, and updated quickly
I've only read chapter 20, it's so good. . I can't help but quit and leave a good review
This article made me laugh all the way through, and I couldn't stop. I highly recommend it! !
This is too funny, it's so awesome, come on! Lots of updates! !