A Hundred Thousand Years of Immortality, and the Reborn Heroine Comes to My Door to Die

Gu Changsheng spent a hundred thousand years keeping a low profile in a fantasy world. He was once the Human Emperor’s teacher and once guided a Demon Emperor to enlightenment. Now bound to the [Forbidden Zone Check-In System], all he wants is to hide in the Wuyou Inn and quietly slack off.

Until one day, the aloof and peerless female Sword Sect Emperor kicks open the inn door and points her sword at Gu Changsheng, who’s roasting sweet potatoes!

“Gu Changsheng! I’ve returned reborn with the memories of my past life! In my previous life, you carved out my sword bones and destroyed my sect. Today, I’ll kill you, you demon, before you can grow into a threat!”

Then the Holy Land’s saintess and the Demon Sect’s demoness come charging in with swords, each claiming to be “reborn” and seeking revenge for the blood debts of their past lives.

Faced with these heroines clutching their “scripts,” Gu Changsheng doesn’t even look up. He tosses a sweet potato to the stray dog at his feet, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, and leisurely pulls out an ancient book.

“You say I’ll steal your innate sword bones five hundred years from now? What a joke. A hundred thousand years ago, your ancestor begged me to accept those bones, and I thought they’d be a pain in the neck.”

“You say I’ll destroy the world? In those so-called memories of your rebirth, you can’t even recite the Heavenly Dao laws I laid down back then correctly!”

When Gu Changsheng casually pulls out the [Pangu Axe] to chop vegetables and exposes the truth: that an outsider System forcibly planted false memories in them...

The heroines’ Daoist hearts crumble, and they’re all dumbfounded.

It turns out their vaunted “rebirth” was nothing but a joke made up by the System!

Watching the heroines cry and beg for forgiveness as they desperately throw themselves at him, Gu Changsheng sneers. “Want to atone? Fine. Start by scrubbing the inn’s latrine!”