After traveling through time and becoming Captain America, Su Hao discovered that being a superhero is just a job that takes the blame, gets beaten up, and is morally kidnapped!
Fuck you for all humanity!
Awakening the Kizaru panel, Su Hao decided to rectify the Marvel workplace and become a fun-loving person who only cares about money but not people!
Encountered a Hydra assassination?
Su Hao made a big backhand: "Hit me? This is considered a work-related injury. If SHIELD doesn't pay eight million in compensation, it won't end!"
The Hulk went on a rampage and smashed the streets?
Su Hao lazily raised his legs, and the golden light flashed: "Oh, the green fat man is so scary~"
The next second, with a light-speed kick in the crotch, the Hulk flew out of New York, clutching his lower body and crying.
When Iron Man, Thor, and Black Widow were all turned into "anti-involution masters" who clamored for wages every day...
SHIELD is completely bankrupt.
Su Hao's eyes lit up when he saw the Purple Sweet Potato Essence coming to his door: "Big business is coming! Brothers, tie up Thanos for me in exchange for a bounty!"
