My name is Shasha, an ordinary college student who is unlucky. Others traveled through time as a princess, but I traveled through time into an imaginary ancient Liang Dynasty, a barren mountain village - and also came with an unlucky young lady who was so hungry that she chewed tree bark? That's right, Liu Ruyan, the daughter of the richest man in the capital, had her home confiscated and was exiled to our village. For her first meal, she grabbed sweet potatoes from me.
I, Shasha, have no golden fingers and no system, only a broken mouth and a belly full of lies. I thought I would spend the rest of my life farming, living and waiting to die, but in the end, the village held a "women's science examination preparatory class"? What the hell, Daliang actually allowed women to take the imperial examination! Liu Ruyan insisted on taking me to take the exam, saying that only by becoming an official could she reverse the case for her family. I thought to myself: Be an official? I can't even memorize the multiplication table...
But who told me to be mean-mouthed? I got angry and applied for a name, and then embarked on a path of no return: the county examination relied on "homophonic memes" to solve the questions, the government tried "self-deprecating essays" to impress the examiners, and the township examination directly changed the "five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation" to "three years of imperial examination and two years of simulation"... All the way from the village entrance to the Jinluan Hall.
What's even more outrageous is that Liu Ruyan and I were called "double-faced sisters" by everyone in the court - because she looked cold but was actually a crazy person, and I looked crazy but actually... I'm still crazy. One of us is responsible for seriousness, and the other is responsible for comedy. We just made Daliang officialdom a mess.
There was no bitterness, no sadomasochism, just two girls who disliked each other but kept each other in check, taking exams and pursuing careers while poking a hole in the sky. Serious? Doesn't exist.
