[Good-for-Nothing Awakens + Golden Finger + Gods + Pure Power Fantasy + System + Playing the Fool to Outsmart the Wise + Good-for-Nothing’s Rise]
“Chat, stop spamming ‘War God Possession’! That’s Odin eating your brainwaves!”
Haodong stands atop the tallest building in Xinhu City, with a gigantic eight-legged shadow devouring the neon lights behind him.
The livestream chat goes wild:
[Did the psych ward leave the door unlocked?]
[What a performance. The Oscars owe you a little gold statue.]
[Call the police! Someone’s about to jump!]
Suddenly, a golden beam strikes down.
Before Haodong disappears, he grins at the camera.
“Same time tomorrow. I’ll teach you how to collect rent from the gods.”
That night, the Celestial Group issues a wanted notice:
Haodong, age 22. Threat level: SSS. Immediate elimination recommended.
Meanwhile, in the isolation room of the Seventh Psychiatric Hospital, Haodong looks at the translucent apartment interface before him and chuckles.
“Welcome to Spirit Realm Apartments. Three rules:
“One: Don’t harm humans.
“Two: Pay your rent on time.
“Three: Don’t mess with me.”
Nyx, the goddess of the night, kneels and bows. “Master Landlord, may I pay my rent with stars?”
Haodong raises an eyebrow. “Sure, but they have to be supernovas.”
