After transmigrating as Tang Sanzang, he doesn't seek the scriptures or save people. Instead, he opens a restaurant in a demon's cave?!
Cooking is one thing, but now he's healing demons with food?!
What kind of proper demon would refuse to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh, only to cry and beg for his braised pork instead?!
[Demons healed by delicious food become believers. Each day, they offer merit to the Host, increasing their attribute points.]
My childhood dream of giving everyone a yuan in merit has come true in the world of Journey to the West. Cook, cook the most delicious food!
“Master, just make me a plate of braised pork ribs, Old Pig, and I'll never think about a wife again!”
“Get out of the way, you fool! Master, make me candied bananas first. Old Sun will trade you his Golden Cudgel!”
“Why can't I have beef brisket stewed with potatoes? I'm a rhino demon, and rhinos count as cattle too!”
[Congratulations, Host! Your believers now number over one million. At midnight each day, your attributes will refresh, granting you five million points.]
When he saw that his Strength attribute extended hundreds of meters beyond the attribute panel...
“Golden Cicada! Only by obtaining the true scriptures can you save all living beings. You defy Heaven's will and collude with demons. What say you to that?”
Facing a hundred thousand celestial soldiers led by the Tathagata, Tang Nan patted his apron, pushed aside the demons of Black Wind Cave who were shielding him, and shattered the South Heaven Gate with a casual punch.
“So you're the Tathagata? You sure act cocky for a guy with a head full of curls! I'll give you a chance: eat this bowl of braised pork and become my believer.”
“But... holy monk, we're both Buddhists. Eating meat is taboo...”
“You don't like braised pork? Then how about this monk's fist, weighing five billion kilos? Want to try it?”
