Yu Changle was reborn in the womb and became the little princess of the Great Yu Dynasty, a “star of calamity” who was gravely injured at birth and doomed to die from the start.
Looking at the sharp sword in her tyrant father’s hand, Yu Changle, desperate to return to the modern world, was thrilled. Hurry, send me home with one stroke!
To hasten her fresh start, she swung a punch at the jewel on her father’s belt.
The result: she not only pried off the jewel, but also happened to save her father from a deadly hidden needle wielded by an assassin from the previous dynasty.
The tyrant emperor, in tears: She risked her life to save me the moment she was born? This girl is the guardian deity of Great Yu!
Yu Changle: Huh? I was just trying to cash in.
The half-immortal Ji was about to be beheaded for prescribing the wrong medicine. Yu Changle snatched the poison and gulped it down. Surely this time I’ll finally die?
The result: the medicine was purified on the spot, bringing new life to withered wood.
The half-immortal Ji, collapsing in tears: The young mistress tested the medicine on herself to save this old servant’s life!
The unhinged hostage prince Shen Jingyou was about to turn evil, so Yu Changle stomped his only steamed bun into the mud. That’s cruel enough, right?
The result: the bun had been laced with a slow-acting poison.
Shen Jingyou, with an obsessive look in his eyes: She’d rather have me hate her than let me come to harm... I would guard this realm for her.
Yu Changle slumped on the dragon throne, staring at her rapidly rising fortune and the devoted fans kneeling all around her, and wanted to cry.
“I just wanted to get myself killed. How did I end up becoming an emperor for the ages?”
