The reason why aliens invaded the earth was found - not to conquer, but to collect electricity bills.
My name is Lin Xiangbei, a game planner who was just laid off. On the day the world went blue, a line of words appeared on the screen: "You owe us 500 million years of electricity bills." Immediately afterwards, a spaceship with 100,000 eyes announced that it was suing all mankind. The evidence was: pop-up advertisements.
What's even more outrageous is that only I can understand the aliens' speech - because the garbage mobile game I made uses the same programming language as the aliens' language.
