In the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, Li Zicheng came to the city with troops, and the Ming Dynasty was about to fall.
Not only did the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty refuse to donate money, they also knelt in front of the palace and said righteously: "Your Majesty, in order to protect the millions of people in the city from the disaster of war, please abdicate and self-immolate for the sake of the overall situation!"
Zhao Yuan, who had just traveled to Chongzhen, laughed angrily.
All the moral bitches in the court want to step on my corpse to welcome the new Lord?
"Ding! [Eternal Emperor Live Room] is open!"
[Qin Shi Huang] angrily smashed the carnival: "The overall situation? My sword is the overall situation! Kill them all! I reward you the Qin Iron Eagle Warrior!"
[Zhu Yuanzhang] was so angry that he vomited blood: "These rotten scholars! You can peel them off and fill them with grass! I'll make you a modern Gatling!"
Looking at the furious ancestors in the live broadcast room, Zhao Yuan pulled out the Emperor's Sword and chopped off the head of the chief minister of the cabinet.
"Afraid that the world's scholars will be disappointed?"
"Then I will borrow the heads of the nine tribes from all of you who love me to raise the spirits of scholars all over the world!"
Close the city gate and release the royal guards! Anyone whose family property exceeds ten thousand yuan and refuses to hand it over will be punished by the ten clans! The eggs turn yellow when shaken, and earthworms stand upright to split them!
Huang Taiji originally thought he could enter the city and plunder, but when he reached the city wall, Zhao Yuan set up a Maxim heavy machine gun...
Many years later, Zhao Yuan looked at the globe filled with dragon flags: "Ancestors, we have hit Rome, are we still using rockets?"
