My name is Lao Zhou, associate professor in the Department of Philosophy of the Three Realms. He has no other skills, he is just talkative, mean-spirited, and nosy.
The Jade Emperor wanted to smoke but was chased and beaten by the Queen Mother? I gave him ideas to encircle Wei and rescue Zhao, and to steal and replace others. Li Jing's tower has faded? Pinduoduo 9 yuan 9 chrome spray paint, done. Did Zhuge Liang catch a cold during the Northern Expedition? White plus black, one piece is worth five pieces. Ma Di wants to go up to the mountain to camp? I walked over and punched him four times. After I beat him, I told him "The Art of War".
If you don't like it, I'll fight. After the beating, you still have to teach him how to behave.
Later, Nie Xiaoqian ran out of Liaozhai, sat on my window sill, ate melon seeds, and followed me everywhere to cause trouble. Beating Song Jiang, scolding Qin Hui, rescuing Diao Chan, repairing nail rakes, sending fake medicine to trap Sima Yi, issuing fake death certificate to Concubine Yang...
There are too many people in the Three Realms who need to be dealt with, and my fists and principles are almost running out.
Don't ask me why I'm so fussy. I do philosophy.
