I'm Already Mentally Ill, So What's Wrong with Slapping You Twice?

Gu Shen transmigrates into a modern romance novel, becoming a pathetic villain who gets drained dry by the scheming heroine and trampled underfoot and humiliated by the chosen protagonist.

According to the plot, at today's engagement banquet, he'll be publicly dumped, have both legs broken, and be thrown out of the hotel?

“Ding! The Extreme Madman System has bound itself to you!”

“Option A: Beg on your knees. Reward: The Ninja Turtle title.”

“Option B: Beat, curse, humiliate, and kill! The more extreme your actions, the greater the reward!”

Gu Shen smiled. He grabbed the steaming kettle on the table and poured its contents straight over the chosen protagonist's head! Then he gave the shrieking scheming heroine eight hard slaps!

As the crowd stared in horror and the protagonist roared, Gu Shen calmly wiped his hands and pulled out a piece of paper:

“Reason with you? I've got a certificate saying I'm severely mentally ill. What makes you think you can reason with me?”

From that day on, Jiangcheng had a new suit-wearing thug who feared nothing and answered to no one.

Peerless soldier king? Break all four limbs and put a collar on him. He can guard my gate!

Ice-cold CEO? Smash that pride and send her to a brick kiln to sing “I Surrender”!

Supreme Immortal Venerable returns? Scatter his ashes, then pull out his soul and hang it up as a lantern!

One day, with his foot on the head of the world's Heavenly Dao, Gu Shen looked around with a smile. “Now, who else wants to raise their voice at me?”